Expedition 33 Fangamer merch understands the game on a molecular level

by Awais

Clair Obscur’s official merch is way better than you’d expect

We’re probably years away from playing Sandfall Interactive’s follow-up to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Until then, we’ve got to settle for merchandise. Luckily, the new Expedition 33 collection understands the game on a molecular level.

Fangamer just put up pre-orders for eight different items inspired by the French RPG, and much of it is killer. The cheesy pins depict the memiest alternate costumes that turn character’s costumes into baguettes. For aficionados who want to take things a step further, there is a striped shirt instead — just like the Expedition 33 devs wear.

There’s a superb Esquie keychain that spins. One side of the keychain says ‘Whee’ and the other says ‘Whoo.’ A perfect addition to the Esquie Nendoroid that went on sale earlier this year, no?

Perhaps the most inspired part of the drop is the Expedition 60 tank top. As Expedition 33 fans who got to the end game know, that’s the incredibly powerful group that reached the Paintress completely nude.

“They mocked us when we said the human body is the strongest of them all,” the legendary group’s journal entry reads. “We trained relentlessly and now our bodies have achieved the pinnacle of human performance … we are SO much more agile and aerodynamic without the heavy uniforms constraining our glorious muscles.”

Technically, the journal entry implies that the expedition members wore absolutely nothing. Sandfall Interactive probably couldn’t sell Expedition 60 in its full naked glory, so I’m just going to consider this He-Man design to be canon.

Pre-orders don’t ship until October 2026. Some merch includes extras like stickers, and Fangamer offers small discounts when you bundle items.

Lune wearing the Baguette costume Clair Obscur Expedition 33.

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